I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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