The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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