Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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