Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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