Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
