i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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