have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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