having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
