there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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