Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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