my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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