This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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