is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Randomize
