I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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