I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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