my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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