He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
im holly from the hills drunk
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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