craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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