He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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