It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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