Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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