is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
honey bunches of taint.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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