I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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