i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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