Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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