Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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