I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
