Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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