I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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