He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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