Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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