ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Randomize
