I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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