just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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