This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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