I wanna passion pit in your ass
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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