everyone is single if you try hard enough
that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
3 2 1 whiskey
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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