ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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