Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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