Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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