I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Randomize
