Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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