16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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