Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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