that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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