What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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