Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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