guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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