Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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