Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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