I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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