I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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