And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
