Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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