Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Blow job season was short but glorious.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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